animals that i would be honored to kill me

until i get a digital camera again, since mine has sand in it or something, i can't photograph animals i meet. but i have a good number to post! until then, ill be generally talking about rad animals. maybe some insects and stuff too. so i was watching this show on discovery channel last night, and everyone gets attacked by sharks or alligators (or crocs!). but man, that's so played out. so here's a list of animals that are worthy of inflicting pain on me.

BADGERS

joe and i watched a documentary on badgers while jon was in prison in texas, and those guys are vicious. they can fight off wolves and grow all cute and fluffy in the winter. but it will fuck you up.

FUGU

not really a cool animal to die from per se, but dying from eating a dangerous animal would be right up my alley. also, scorpion tails, snake heads, sewer rat (prepared correctly), and other poisonous things.

Kittens! or other baby animals!

if i died in a totally adorable way too, it would be an honor. how cute would that be! imagine the youtube of a grown man being mauled by 50 siamese kittens! and they all had names like "fluffy" or "munchkin" or "Mr. Snugglebottom!" I'd die from a cute overload before they actually killed me. Other baby animal contenders include, but are not limited to, baby red panda, baby fox, baby tapir, baby polar bear, baby elephant, baby tiger, baby chihuahua with sock sweater, baby penguins, baby sun bear, baby hippo, baby eagle, baby lemur, 100s of baby squirrels, baby kangaroos, baby ocelot, baby koala, baby scaly anteater, and baby tasmanian devil. there are so many more. im bored, just not that bored.Tasmanian Tiger

cause they are extinct! how cool would it be to discover a thought to be extinct animal after my own death! of course this would have to mean my death would have to be seen or recorded somehow, but that's doable. shit, look at the jaw on that guy.